He’s Got Standards
It must have been a rough week for the guy in the picture. If he just had a little more belly and a little more beard, the girls wouldn’t stop hounding him. The funny t-shirt said, “Sorry girls, I only date models,” and definitely sent a loud and clear message. If you’re not a model, that would be too bad, because chances are, there would be no chance you will date him.
He’s Got Standards
Clear As Crystal
The woman who owned the shirt was in the shower, and she decided to boast about what she was wearing, and she even posed for it. “Don’t worry. I’m not drunk yet,” the message on her shirt said. We were not sure whether the woman was drunk or ripe for picking already. It was like hitting just one proverbial stone on two birds. The message was clear to all of the guys that none of you stood a chance as long as she was sober.
Clear As Crystal
