Moving Out
Cats have a habit of picking and choosing which humans they are interested in. That’s fine and dandy… Unless you don’t want to or don’t own a cat. There are certain cats who will try to move in with people without their permission. Some people might like it, but the individual who created this sign certainly did not. Cats, on the other hand, are notorious for picking new humans to call their own at the drop of a hat. Maybe it’ll just go away by itself?
We Didn’t Expect This
Let’s be clear: we do not support eating adorable puppies. We do concede, however, that this sign is amusing because of the abrupt and gloomy turn it took at the conclusion. That was probably a surprise to very few people. We’re happy to report that we have no idea what Beagle tastes like, but we are skeptical of the assertion that it is similar to chicken. In any case, it’s the information we don’t care to confirm or refute.